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He's got galloping
hoofs to the heart.

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My goodness,
hoof and heart disease.

3
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That means he's
nearing the finish line.

4
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They're going
around the first turn,

5
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Shemp is in lead by a... Unh!

6
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Come on. He's dying,
you're telling jokes.

7
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We should take his temperature.
If we only had a thermometer.

8
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Wait.

9
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Here's a thermometer.

10
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Good.

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Open your mouth, Shemp.

12
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No, I don't like pills.

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Give.

14
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Ow!

15
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Now you go on,
heat him a hot water bag.

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Heat a hot water bag?

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Ten degrees below zero.

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Hey, it can't be.

19
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And what do you think
you're doing?

20
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What? You told me. I'm heating
the hot water bottle.

21
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Oh, I see.

22
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Ooh!

23
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Get out of here, you.

24
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You idiot, you made him
swallow the thermometer.

25
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Now rub his stomach. Maybe he'll
regurgitate the broken glass.

26
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It's no use, he's full of glass.

27
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Gather close, fellas.

28
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I'm gonna kick the bucket.

29
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Oh, no.

30
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I'm going, boys.
Now you behave.

31
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If you don't,
I'll come back and haunt you.

32
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He sunk.
He's gone to the dogs.

33
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Poor Shemp.

34
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Poor Shemp.

35
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Poor Shemp.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Yes.

38
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Yes. Oh, yes, yes.

39
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Shemp is not?

40
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Oh, Shemp is?

41
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Oh.

42
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Miss Jones, bring in
the earthly report

43
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of my nephew, Mr. Shemp.

44
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Shemp, there seems
to be some mix up

45
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regarding your eligibility
to enter these portals.

46
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But Uncle Mortimer, I...

47
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Is this what you want, sir?

48
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Thank you.

49
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Heep! Eep! Eep!

50
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Shemp!

51
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I hope you brought
your asbestos suit with you.

52
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Asbestos suit?

53
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Gosh, no, I wouldn't
need it up here, I...

54
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But your report shows
that you and your cousins,

55
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Moe and Larry have been
pretty bad boys.

56
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Oh. Oh, well.

57
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All right.

58
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Give me a pitchfork
and a red union suit

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and I'll go.

60
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Fret not, my friend.

61
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We will supply you
with everything.

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Come along with me.

63
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Not so fast with
your devilish wiles.

64
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I haven't released Shemp yet.

65
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Thanks, Uncle Mortimer.

66
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Shemp, I will give you
one chance

67
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to save yourself
from our archenemy.

68
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You will go back to Earth
and reform Moe and Larry

69
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And if you do,
you can come back here for good.

70
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If not... Wait, wait.

71
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I'll succeed, I'll reform
that Moe and Larry

72
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if it kills me.

73
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What am I saying?
I'm already dead.

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You realize that they will not
be able to hear you or see you.

75
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They won't hear or see me, eh?

76
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That's great, just perfect.

77
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Ha, not so perfect.

78
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For I have Moe and Larry
under my evil influence.

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And I'll thwart you.

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Hello, big boy.

81
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My name is Helen.

82
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Helen what?

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Helen Blazes.

84
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Oh, charmed to know you.

85
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Why don't you come down
and see us sometime?

86
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We have some real hot dances.

87
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Dance?
Mm-hm.

88
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What am I doing?

89
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Beat it, you devils.
Go to blazes.

90
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They nearly got me
but I'm okay now,

91
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and I'll reform
that Moe and Larry.

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Good.

93
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Board!

94
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All aboard!

95
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Express, leaving from Cloud 49.

96
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Bound for the Big Dipper,

97
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Mars, Venus,

98
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the Earth and Cucamonga.

99
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Board!

100
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You'd better hurry
if you wanna catch that train.

101
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I'll catch that train, but I
gotta do something here first.

102
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You see that?

103
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Ah.

104
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Goodbye. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

105
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Listen, you old rain cloud,

106
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why don't you look
where you're going?

107
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I had the right of way.

108
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What's the idea?

109
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You think you're in California?

110
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Gee whiz.

111
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Whoo, whoo, whoo!

112
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Cut it out, Uncle Mortimer!

113
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Board!
Wait for me!

114
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"Et cetera, et cetera.

115
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"And furthermore,

116
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"Where as I, Shemp the Stooge,

117
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"being of unsound mind,

118
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"do hereby prove it,

119
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"by leaving all my worldly
possessions to my cousins

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Moe and Larry.
Share and share alike."

121
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This is all of
poor Shemp's worldly goods.

122
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A hundred and forty dollars.

123
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To be divided equally
between you.

124
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Poor Shemp. He left us
all his money.

125
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Money?

126
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Oof!

127
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It's a good thing you hit me
with money or I'd resent that.

128
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Quiet. We gotta
divide this dough up

129
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fair and square.

130
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Say, there seems
to be some more in here.

131
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Wait a minute.

132
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Ooh! Oh, oh!

133
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Oh, oh, oh!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

134
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Ow! Ow, ow!

135
00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,025
Oh.

136
00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,921
Laugh that off.

137
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A hundred and forty smackers.

138
00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,149
That makes
70 bucks for you, Larry.

139
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One, two,

140
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three, four.

141
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Robber.

142
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Say, tell me,

143
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how old you have to be to
collect your old age pension?

144
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Sixty-five.
Sixty-five?

145
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Sixty-six, 67,

146
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68, 69, 70.

147
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There we are.

148
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Hey.

149
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Your pile is bigger than mine.

150
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Here's where I start
reforming you, mister.

151
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Why don't you watch
what you're doing?

152
00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,183
What are you talking about?

153
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,685
You know what
we're talking about.

154
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,020
Yeah, you blew that money
right off the desk.

155
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,994
I'll divide it this time.

156
00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:12,128
That's better.

157
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,496
I think you gypped me.

158
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,964
Oh.

159
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,199
You've been picking
on that little guy long enough.

160
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,703
It's about time you get
a dose of your own medicine.

161
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,672
Oh, wise guy, huh?

162
00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:25,074
I didn't do nothing!

163
00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,542
Why, you, I'll...

164
00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,812
Moe, wait.
I'll mash you.

165
00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,681
Hey, that's enough
of this nonsense.

166
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Pay me my fee.
I've got a luncheon date.

167
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,451
Oh, yes, your fee.
How much is it?

168
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,119
A hundred and fifty dollars.

169
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,155
Why, Shemp only left us
a hundred and forty.

170
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,790
I'll take it.

171
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,759
Are you sure this is
all you've got?

172
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,728
That's the last
red cent, Mr. Fleecem.

173
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,397
See?

174
00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,967
Any other lawyer would have
taken the case for $20.

175
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:53,903
Oh, is that so?

176
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That's what I call
easy pickings.

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00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,309
Are you telling me.

178
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,079
Well, be seeing you later,
chumps.

179
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,048
Don't stay in
the office too long.

180
00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,017
Dirty crook.
You mind if we breathe?

181
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,552
Dirty crook.

182
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:11,354
Well, that did it.
We're flat broke.

183
00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,855
Got a dime for car fare?

184
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,447
Say, I had some air mail stamps.

185
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,128
Well, what do you know?

186
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,963
I know you're trying
to gyp me again.

187
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,669
Moe, I wasn't trying to gyp you.

188
00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,204
I thought I had a couple of...

189
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,205
Moe.

190
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,206
Yeah?

191
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,507
You took my money, didn't you?

192
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,508
Yeah, sure.

193
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,876
My pocket was empty, wasn't it?

194
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,740
Sure.
Well, what's this?

195
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,215
Hey,

196
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,217
there's something funny
going on around here.

197
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,418
I got it.

198
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,886
You know, Shemp said he was

199
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,421
coming back to Earth
to haunt us.

200
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,589
Ah, let him come.

201
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,691
I ain't afraid of that fathead.

202
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,628
Moe, why did you hit me for?

203
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,297
I didn't touch you.
That was what I was afraid of.

204
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,800
Shemp's here, it's him,
his ghost just hit me.

205
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,134
Oh, I ain't afraid of ghosts.

206
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,737
Stand aside, I'll prove it.

207
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,772
Keep your hands in your pockets.

208
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,507
Shemp, if you're around here,

209
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,410
give me a smash on the chin
and convince me.

210
00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,951
Oh.

211
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,153
I'm convinced.

212
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,322
Ha-ha!
Well, things are looking up.

213
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,445
Well, so far you boys have
had easy pickings, eh, what?

214
00:11:26,469 --> 00:11:28,848
We certainly have. You know,
we've made a small fortune

215
00:11:28,872 --> 00:11:29,982
thanks to you.

216
00:11:30,006 --> 00:11:31,517
I must admit that, uh,

217
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:34,086
I did give you some
devilish good ideas, eh?

218
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,388
Sure thing. Now if we can
only get the De Puysters

219
00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:39,257
to buy our phony fountain pen
invention for $50,000 today,

220
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,893
we'll be on easy street.

221
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,628
When the De Puysters see a pen

222
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:44,062
that writes under whipped cream

223
00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:46,365
they'll will fall for it
like the other suckers did.

224
00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:48,534
You know you've
been very kind to us.

225
00:11:48,558 --> 00:11:49,802
Now what can we do for you?

226
00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:52,404
Oh, don't worry.
When the time comes,

227
00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:53,973
I'll let you know.

228
00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:56,308
This guy must be in too high
an income tax bracket.

229
00:11:56,332 --> 00:11:59,144
Well, uh, good day, gentlemen.

230
00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:00,445
Goodbye,
Mr. Heller.

231
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,237
Here's where I really
start reforming you two.

232
00:12:04,841 --> 00:12:06,552
Well, a toast to easy money.

233
00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:07,586
Toodle-oo.

234
00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:09,021
Skip the gutter.
Break a leg.

235
00:12:11,514 --> 00:12:13,626
Hey, what's the big idea?

236
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,293
You did it and you're asking me?

237
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,830
Oof!
I didn't do it.

238
00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:20,499
It was Shemp. He's come back
to haunt us again.

239
00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:22,300
Shemp, if you're really here,

240
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,636
give us a break, will you?

241
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,392
Uh, but no tricks.

242
00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:27,239
Oh, no?

243
00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:30,609
Shemp, where are you?

244
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,477
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

245
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:36,715
Hey, that's the De Puysters.
Get ready.

246
00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,859
I'll get the invention.

247
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:41,053
Here is our invention.

248
00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:43,088
Well I'm dying to be
the first one to see

249
00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:45,090
a fountain pen
write under whipped cream.

250
00:12:45,114 --> 00:12:47,059
Indeed, so am I.

251
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,061
Now you take the fountain pen

252
00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:51,263
and place it in here.

253
00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:53,231
And put the paper in thusly.

254
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:55,615
And pour the cream overall.

255
00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,470
Now turn the motor on to low.

256
00:12:58,494 --> 00:12:59,827
Low.

257
00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,209
It must turn slowly.

258
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:07,179
Otherwise, it would overflow.

259
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,615
Now would you care to make
out your check for 50,000

260
00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:11,884
- now or later?
- Well, I...

261
00:13:11,908 --> 00:13:12,988
Ah.

262
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,127
This is preposterous.

263
00:13:22,151 --> 00:13:24,463
What next?

264
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:28,100
A towel,
I'd like to have a towel.

265
00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:30,390
Oh, my...

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Well, that beats the devil.

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You and your invention.

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Now, you look...

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Uncle Mortimer,
it's working out.

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I think they'll turn honest.

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Help, help! Oh!

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Help... Help me.

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I'm burning...

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I'm... Aah!

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Oh, Moe! Oh!

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Wanna piece of pie?
Moe, Larry!

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That guy's dreaming again.

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Why don't you... Hey, Larry!

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He's been smoking in bed again.

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Get the water and the ax!

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Put me out!

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I'm burning up!
You nitwit, you.

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Oh, oh, oh!

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You brainless idiot.
Oh! Oh!

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Turn him around.
Turn him around.

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That's it.

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Why, you nitwit.
Get some more water!

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Okay, look out, I'll...

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Ah.

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Ah. Oh...

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Ahh...

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What a dream.

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You know, fellas,

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I just dreamt we invented
a fountain pen

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that writes under whipped cream.

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Under whip...

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There's your whipped cream.

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And there's your fountain pen.

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Write yourself a letter.

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"Dear Uncle Mortimer..."